Gavin has women all figured out

Thank you Tasha for this little story:

Jay runs out of the toy room : No no no!
Gavin is chasing him: I just want a kiss!
Tasha: Gavin, what's the matter?
Gavin (tears in his eyes): I just want a kiss. I love to kiss my mommy and I just want to kiss him.
Tasha: You can give me a kiss
He does
Gavin: Thank you Tasha. That makes me feel better

MELT!

Gavin has been all about the kisses lately. His current favorite song is XOXOXO by the Black Eyed Peas. And he has learned the power of the kiss and the effect it has on the ladies...especially Mommy. Every time he gets a talking to, it goes something like this:

Gavin is licking the dining table (just for example...he actually does this quite a lot and it drives me mental)
Mommy (sternly): Cut that out!
Gavin licks the table again
Mommy: Gavin! I said stop licking the mmfffflllll

That "mmffffllll" at the end is where Gavin grabs my face with both hands and kisses me full on the mouth while I'm in the middle of yelling at him. He releases me, grinning. Damn it! NOW how am I supposed to be mad?

He pulls this little stunt all the time...when it's the end of a time out and I'm telling him why he had a time out and demanding an apology, when I catch him doing something he shouldn't and I'm about to open my mouth to scold him. I should mention that he NEVER pulls this with his father. Little frigger has it all figured out. I can see it now...flash forward 15 years....

Susie: Gavin Kelly! I heard you were out with Jenny last night! You were supposed to take ME to the movies but you said you were sick you little mmmffffflllllll!!!!!!! Oh! My! Er.....what was I saying?

He's three years old! The ladies are not going to have a chance.